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Here's what happened, as my daughter described it in text messages to us: she was at the station where the TSA checks IDs. She said the officer was "glaring" at her and mumbling. She said, "Excuse me?" and he said, "You're only 15, COVER YOURSELF!" in a hostile tone. She said she was shaken up by his abusive manner.
Where @keegankillian and @luisbalaguer cant find me!!!☀☀ http://t.co/RaYjJkx73a
— Sofia Vergara (@SofiaVergara) June 15, 2013

According to mediatakeout.com, a nurse at the hospital where Kim gave birth spilled the beans on the name of Kim & Kanye's baby!!!
If reports are true, the baby girl's name is...
Kaidence Donda West!!!!!

From the same deranged marketing brains that brought us gingerbread Oreos and candy corn Oreos, get ready for another seasonal-themed, frosting-filled snack cookie. Watermelon Oreos are officially a thing, America.