Check out some of the bizarre and very REAL traffic laws on the books in the U.S.

#1.)  If you're convicted of a DUI in New Jersey, you're permanently banned from getting a personalized vanity license plate.

#2.)  It's illegal to ride a camel on the highway in Nevada.

#3.)  It's illegal to drive barefoot in Alabama.

#4.)  It's illegal to drive with a GORILLA in your backseat in Massachusetts.

#5.)  If you tie an elephant to a parking meter in Florida, you have to pay the meter just like you would for a car.

#6.)  It's illegal to wipe your car with USED UNDERWEAR in San Francisco.

#7.)  It's illegal to drive NAKED in Sag Harbor, New York.  (--Leave the sagging to the harbor, amiright?  Hellloooo?  ANYONE???)