A New "Smart Fork" Will Help You Lose Weight By Monitoring Your Eating and Yelling at You 

Ready for your FORK to judge your eating?  There's a new product coming out that's called a SMART FORK.  It weighs how much food you're putting on it and how many forkfuls you're eating per minute . . . then buzzes when you're eating too much or too fast.  It will cost $99 and goes on sale in the spring.