When I was younger, I had a totally warped view of what real parties were like. Based on movies, I always figured that Run DMC's "It's Tricky" played at least once, a few major things happened that somehow just got swept under the rug innocently, and the ratio was always 3:1 girls to guys. Movies lied. No party is like that. Only about half of them play "It's Tricky" nowadays.

But now, Woodhead Entertainment has come up with a fake movie trailer that shows what real life parties are like...

"No man... sometimes you just need to like... wedge a tissue behind it... there we go"