Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
HERE (click) are 10 questions on proper grammar. What is your score?? Aren't we supposed to know all of this?
Ok D-WADE, nice move... even though I hate your team. DWAYNE WADE was asked by a local high-schooler to prom, and not only did he go with her, but did the whole slew of pics with her at her home and everything. Very cool.
Oh boy. Last night at the Billboard Awards they gave JUSTIN BIEBER the award for being the hugest douche lord of all time. Don't believe that's an actual award??? Well... watch his speech and tell me who deserves it most. Take your glasses off, twat.
KANYE WEST debuted his new single "New Slaves" on Friday night in a very Yeezy-centric kinda way... It was projected on the side of 66 buildings across the world. A few of them were here in Chicago, including this one at Crown Fountain in Millennium Park. Well done, Yeezy!
It's the fear of being nude. Ever. In front of ANYONE or just in general. It was a subject matter in an episode of "Arrested Development," and it's a REAL thing. HERE is more on the condition.
To improve a female patient's gaga reflex prior to oral surgery, a doctor advised his patient to "practice" on her husband by...giving him "flowers." That doctor has since faced a public reprimand. (WHY?!) HERE is the whole story. (Screengrab via YouTube)