Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
The police might like to have a word with you. Way to give it all up in the beginning, dude... HERE is the story.
Here is the "awwwww, how nice" moment of the say. HERE (click) is the story of the woman in Illinois who got her masters degree with her service dog at her side...in cap and gown.
DEMI LOVATO is all about tattoos with a message. I actually like this one... it reads "Now I'm a Warrior". She posted it to her Twitter yesterday... Like?
Don't expect to see any Kardashians on "The Wendy Williams Show" anytime soon. On Bravo's "Watch What Happens Live", Wendy predicted that KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST will break up 30 seconds after their baby is born. Agree? She may be onto something...
Apparently someone on ESPN's "First Take" BROKE WIND during the broadcast yesterday . . . and it was SO obvious that ESPN had to edit it out when they re-aired the segment. It's unclear who, you know, UNLEASHED THE GHOST OF DINNERS PAST, but the on-air talent at the time was: SKIP BAYLESS, STEPHEN A. SMITH and CARI CHAMPION. I have it on VERY GOOD AUTHORITY (from Cari herself) that it wasn't her. Pretty girls don't do that!!! Also, who had the mic directly on their azz? That was LOUD!!! (bomb drops at :18)
So Fred had an interesting "proposal" this weekend... here is what happened: