Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
The doctor TOLD YOU to stop trying to squeeze your prenant loaf-of-bread feet into heels, KIM KARDASHIAN, but you don't listen! Now this looks PAINFUL, and stupid...
OhhhMaaaGaaaaaw!!! Everyone (except me, I guess?) has DOWNTON ABBEY fever! DIDDY did a hilarious spoof for "DOWNTOWN Abbey" on Funny ort Die... Check it:
Someone with an ironic sense of humor and WAY too much disposable income bought this topless painting of BEA ARTHUR for $1.7 MILLION DOLLARS!!! WTF!!!
Julianne Moore at the Great Gatsby premiere...squeezing her toes into the tiniest shoes on earth. OUCH!
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HERE (click) is a map of the locations where the most Craigslist "missed connections" come from in each state.
