Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
The doctor TOLD YOU to stop trying to squeeze your prenant loaf-of-bread feet into heels, KIM KARDASHIAN, but you don't listen! Now this looks PAINFUL, and stupid...
OhhhMaaaGaaaaaw!!! Everyone (except me, I guess?) has DOWNTON ABBEY fever! DIDDY did a hilarious spoof for "DOWNTOWN Abbey" on Funny ort Die... Check it:
Someone with an ironic sense of humor and WAY too much disposable income bought this topless painting of BEA ARTHUR for $1.7 MILLION DOLLARS!!! WTF!!!
Julianne Moore at the Great Gatsby premiere...squeezing her toes into the tiniest shoes on earth. OUCH!
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I have not been known to discriminate against a nipple that isn't "dark" enough...but people are doing THIS (click). (The picture of Katy Perry is only to exemplify nipples. We have no idea if they are in fact dark enough) (Screengrab via YouTube)
THESE THINGS (click) will make you feel OLD (sorry).
HERE (click) is a map of the locations where the most Craigslist "missed connections" come from in each state.