Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
This girl is HOT. She wants to be in the "Flight Attendant Dating Game." This is her background on her Facebook page... Hmm. Thoughts?
Because this woman is SO HOT (says her) she had to quit her job and her career in general has been ruined. Hmmm. HERE is the whole story on Laura Fernee.
Does JAY-Z rep radio personalities on his Roc Nation Management roster??? I need to get on it, if so... On the day WNBA star SKYLAR DIGGINS graduated from Notre Dame, she was presented with a new $100,000 Mercedes by Roc Nation and Jay, who represent her. The note attached says "Enjoy -Jay". BALLER.
Ok, TAYLOR SWIFT... I kinda like you after this. Just a little though. Backstage at the Billboards the other night, JUSTIN BIEBER and SELENA GOMEZ had a little smooch, and Taylor being the Bieber hater that she is, found it repulsive. Check out her reaction:
At the Cannes Film Festival on Friday, PARIS HILTON and her boyfriend River Viiperi were swarmed by fans and photographers. Why were they even there, you might ask...? I have no answer for you, but River was obviously not enjoying it . . . and at one point he SHOVED a female fan twice. I've seen these two twats in public before, and I'm not surprised. He's a A-HOLE. Check it out:
This is a pretty amazing transformation!! SEE it happen, HERE.