Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
Whoopsie! KATE MIDDLETON may have revealed that the royal heir she's carrying in her belly is a GIRL. Yesterday, Kate visited something called the National Fishing Heritage Center. While greeting the public outside the building, someone handed Kate a white teddy bear. She reportedly said, "Thank you, I'll take that for my d . . . for my baby." There's a QUEEN in her belly!!! Name her Diana! QUEEN DIANA!!!
TAYLOR SWIFT is apparently giving up the cash and prizes to this gingersnap ED SHEERAN... They're also going out on tour together later this year. Here he is covering her song "I Knew You Were Trouble." (Hey, Ed.... RUUUUUUUUUUUUNN!!!!!!)
SELENA GOMEZ was filming a music video earlier this week with her little baby latina buttcheeks hanging out. So... there's that.