Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
Well, I guess these two dipwads look happy together. That's really the nicest thing I can say about it. Ike and Tina CHRIS BROWN and RIHANNA took a break for their busy blunt-packing schedules to pose for some pics during her 25th birthday in Hawaii. *side eye*
While we're on the subject of this trainwreck, the upcoming "Law & Order: SVU" is alllllll about the BREEZY/RIRI beatdown, however, if you're a Chris hater you're gonna LOVE the way this story ends. Bang bang!
Well, JESSICA BEIL is a lucky bish, ain't she?? She gets to bang Captain Sexy-back anytime she wants! The proud wifey was up in the box jammin to JUSTIN TIMERLAKE'S recent show. Funny... I remember CAMERON DIAZ doing the exact same thing not so long ago...