Well, I guess these two dipwads look happy together.  That's really the nicest thing I can say about it.  Ike and Tina CHRIS BROWN and RIHANNA took a break for their busy blunt-packing schedules to pose for some pics during her 25th birthday in Hawaii.  *side eye*

While we're on the subject of this trainwreck, the upcoming "Law & Order: SVU" is alllllll about the BREEZY/RIRI beatdown, however, if you're a Chris hater you're gonna LOVE the way this story ends.  Bang bang!

Well, JESSICA BEIL is a lucky bish, ain't she??  She gets to bang Captain Sexy-back anytime she wants!  The proud wifey was up in the box jammin to JUSTIN TIMERLAKE'S recent show.  Funny... I remember CAMERON DIAZ doing the exact same thing not so long ago...