Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
GAAAWWWWDAMN! Ever since ROB KARDASHIAN ate his girlfriend broke up with his girlfriend RITA ORA he's packed on the pounds. Rob says he gained 40 lbs, eating his feelings... and anything else in arms reach. Sack up, Rob... bootleg RIHANNA ain't all that anyway.
KE$HA is a nasty bish. Last week we learned she likes to drink her own pee (gross), and now footage from her new docu-series "My Crazy Beautiful Life" has her "birding" her food... basically chewing it up and spitting it other people's mouths. NASTY.
They may as well turn off the lights at the Today Show and send everyone home.... As expected ROBIN ROBERTS returned to "Good Morning America" yesterday, five months to the day that she underwent her bone marrow transplant. The OBAMAS were among several to welcome her back on camera, and her first interview today is with FLOUTS MICHELLE O. Welcome back, Robin... you are a BADASS!!!