GAAAWWWWDAMN! Ever since ROB KARDASHIAN ate his girlfriend broke up with his girlfriend RITA ORA he's packed on the pounds.  Rob says he gained 40 lbs, eating his feelings... and anything else in arms reach.  Sack up, Rob... bootleg RIHANNA ain't all that anyway.

KE$HA is a nasty bish.  Last week we learned she likes to drink her own pee (gross), and now footage from her new docu-series "My Crazy Beautiful Life" has her "birding" her food... basically chewing it up and spitting it other people's mouths.  NASTY. 

They may as well turn off the lights at the Today Show and send everyone home.... As expected ROBIN ROBERTS returned to "Good Morning America" yesterday, five months to the day that she underwent her bone marrow transplant. The OBAMAS were among several to welcome her back on camera, and her first interview today is with FLOUTS MICHELLE O.  Welcome back, Robin... you are a BADASS!!!