For Valentine's day... we figured we'd go with torture MJ a little differently than usual... make him do an embarassing photo shoot with some cheesy undies and some V-Day props... THIS is what he comes out with... oh MJ.






Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
For Valentine's day... we figured we'd go with torture MJ a little differently than usual... make him do an embarassing photo shoot with some cheesy undies and some V-Day props... THIS is what he comes out with... oh MJ.


