As much as it crushes my heart of stone that MILA KUNIS is nailing that douchelord ASHTON KUTCHER, I still love her.  She's just.... uuuuuugghhhh... stunning.  Check out some of her Allure shoot photos: Photos from ALLURE

This is one of the billion reasons BRUNO MARS is amazing.  A girl asked him to her high school prom... Bruno couldn't go, but hooked her up with a Gucci dress and front row tickets to his concert.  Then, he brought he on the ELLEN show to have a little mini-prom with her.  Sweetest. Thing. Ever.

Last night on LETTERMAN, Dave brought out the models from the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue to read the Top 10.  KATHERINE WEBB and KATE UPTON had "funny" notes to add... *box of rocks*