Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
Ohhhhhh, guuuurl!!! AMANDA BYNES is about to go missing!! She's messing with the Illuminati! Amanda decided it would be a good idea to start a twitter beef with JAY-Z, and when she realized she was going to likely be abducted and thrown into shark infested waters, she thought better of it. A picture of Jay recently popped up on her feed, along with the caption "Ugly Face". She took it down, but obviously, a screen cap is all over the web. Run, girl!!!
"CBS This Morning" asked CARRIE UNDERWOOD if there's a feud between her and TAYLOR SWIFT. She said, quote, "No. Not that I know of. In every magazine . . . newspaper or gossip TV shows, they can just get away with it by saying 'a source said' . . . or a friend said or an insider said." Mmmhhhmmmm.... Is that why y'all demanded to be seated FAR from eachoher at the Grammy's the other night???
This is for the guys... and the lesbians... BOOBS!!!! Peep the new KATE UPTON Sports Illustrated cover. MEOW!