
Would you send an announcement to people telling them they were NOT invited to your wedding? Is this a tongue and cheek way of saying "I'm getting married, send me a gift, but you ain't coming?" Not sure I would laugh? The Stir has more.



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Would you send an announcement to people telling them they were NOT invited to your wedding? Is this a tongue and cheek way of saying "I'm getting married, send me a gift, but you ain't coming?" Not sure I would laugh? The Stir has more.