Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
What are the chances KIM KARDASHIAN gets JESSICA SIMPSON-sized during this pregnancy? She'll probably be the prettiest preggy lady ever, but after leaving the gym yesterday, it's clear she's starting to show! Time to shop for the leather diapers and gold chains!
During a Super Bowl press conference yesterday, BEYONCÉ shut ALL the HATERS up after coming out and sining the National Anthem live for the press. She admitted that she used a backing track at the inauguration, saying, "Due to the weather, due to the delay, due to no proper sound-check I did not feel comfortable taking a risk, so I decided to sing along with my pre-recorded track, which is very common in the music industry and I'm very proud of my performance." But she said she'll be singing live at the Super Bowl. Check this out:
We also got a peek at half-time rehearsals yesterday... I'm so JACKED for this perfromance!!!
Whether ASHTON KUTCHER does a good job of playing STEVE JOBS in the upcoming movie "jOBS" or not, he sure looks the part. Ashton posted a picture of half of Jobs face matched up with the other half of HIS face made up as Jobs. And the resemblance is pretty striking.