Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
What's going on here, Biebs? Is JUSTIN BIEBER grabbing a female fan's boob? Well, that fan says it didn't happen- it only LOOKS like he groped her. She Tweeted, "He kissed me on the cheek in the picture & it looks like his hand is there. People can think what they want but I know what really happened & Justin does too so everyone else's opinions don't matter to me." Mmmhhhmmm. You liked it, guuuuurl.
I'm more than just a little pumped for the Superbowl this weekend... mainly for BEYONCE. She's been rehearsing no-stop since her inauguration performance, and yesterday some promotional shots were released of Bey looking the part. I predict an AMAAAAAZING performance!
MILEY CYRUS has grown into quite the PYT, no? I might be in the minority, but I love the chopped hair and punk vibe she's got going these days. She's rocking the cover of Cosmo this month and some people think she's getting too thin... I think she looks FIERCE!