Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
Gross. HULK HOGAN is gross. I thought PAPA JOE SIMPSON was the creppy dad title-holder, but Hulk is the new reigning champ of creepiness. He tweeted out this picture of his daughter BROOKE'S legs yesterday and everyone collevtively gagged:
Someone tried to murk RICK ROSS!!!! He crashed his car into a building in Fort Lauderdale, Florida at 5:00 A.M. yesterday morning while trying to escape a blizzard of gunfire. Police say another car pulled up alongside Rick's Rolls Royce and OPENED FIRE. Despite all this madness, no one was injured. I'm not saying that it's a BAD thing that none of the 24 bullets hit Rick or the car, but dude weighs like 499 pounds... who do you miss that target???
FRANK OCEAN and CHRIS BROWN got in BRAWL, y'all!!! Apparently it started after Frank called RIHANNA a "ho." Meanwhile, a police spokesperson says Chris punched Frank first, and that Frank wants to press charges. If that's the case, Chris could be in HOT WATER because he's still on probation from when he roughed up Rihanna. Making things worse, word is Chris was screaming gay slurs at Frank while beating him up, which constitues as a HATE CRIME in California. Adios, Breezy.