Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
PAULA DEEN? KATY PERRY? Which one is it??? Both. A very bored person decided to photoshop Katy's face on Paula's head, and it's INSANE how much it looks like Paula! So, know everyone would nail Katy Perry if given the chance, so the real question is... Paula Katy Deen? Would you?
Sexxxxxy back! I don't typically find JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE attractive, but the whole 60s soul crooner flow he's got going on here. You'll notice toward the end he drops the album release date. I LOVE "Suit & Tie!"
KatieCouric.com has some videos from the interview with MANTI TE'O. In one, Manti explains that his phone calls with "Lennay" were more SPIRITUAL than SEXUAL in nature . . . since it would be weird to be sexual while she's in the hospital. Here's the clip of Katie asking if Manti is gay, and Manti LAUGHING and saying, quote, "No. Far from it. Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar from it." And then he laughs again. Mmmmhhhhhhmmm! *Suspect*