Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
Ok... Some people are saying JLO looks "haggard" or "old" in this cover for People Magazine. I think people are just hating as usual. I mean, she was just the "Sexiest Person Alive" last year. What are you thinking?
50 CENT was on "The Howard Stern Show" yesterday, and not surprisingly, Howard grilled 50 about his relationship with CHELSEA HANDLER. It sounds like Chelsea knows what she's doing in the sack, because 50 said, "Tell her I call her Gator. She'll know what I'm talking about..'Cause you've got to wrestle a gator." Howard then asked 50 if Chelsea let him have NAUGHTY BACKDOOR RELATIONS with her, and he said...
At a charity event in Miami Monday night, Heat stars LEBRON JAMES and DWYANE WADE did Karaoke. Horribly. But at least it was for a good cause. LeBron sang MICHAEL JACKSON'S "Rock With You" . . . then he and Dwyane teamed up to serenade a woman with "If I Ever Fall In Love" by SHAI. Yeesh.