
DO NOT TRY THIS. And as much as we would love to have MJ do it, we won't. But this guy tried it and documented his experience. Here is more from Brobible.



Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio

DO NOT TRY THIS. And as much as we would love to have MJ do it, we won't. But this guy tried it and documented his experience. Here is more from Brobible.