Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
I don't know who LINDSAY LOHAN thinks she is these days, but she turned down a half-MILLION dollar offer to compete on the upcoming season of Dancing With the "Stars." This bish owes about that much to the IRS, and she's not going to be getting any blockbuster movie offers, so she needs to get outta her own way. Instead of making money, she's all about taking Instagram pics of her and MAX GEORGE from the Wanted being wasted on the floor of her hotel room. GET A JOB!
BEYONCE knocked it out of the park at PRESIDENT OBAMA'S Inauguration on MLK Day. She saaaaaaang the National Anthem all while looking AMAZING. I would go there for Bey... oh yeah, she could get it.
Speaking of the Inauguration, Chitown's finest, JENNIFER HUDSON took the stage to serenade the Prez and FLOTUS (Looking stunning in JASON WU) with Al Green's "Let's Stay Together." It was the Obama's wedding song, and they look so adroable dancing together. J-Hud KILLED it: