Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
Errrmmm... Not sure why but AMANDA BYNES, who's hardly in her right mind these days, decided it would look cool if she got a cheek piercing. I think it's buttugly, but I also think sitting in dressing rooms for 3 hours at a time is strange too. Thoughts???
During Part 1 of their interview last night, LANCE ARMSTRONG admitted to OPRAH WINFREY right up front that he used performance-enhancing drugs during all seven of his Tour de France wins. He was admitted he had no excuse but at the same time, he did play the "everybody else was doing it" card a few times. Part 2 of the interview airs tonight. Yeah, he's still lying...
MICHAEL JACKSON'S dermatologist DR. ARNOLD KLEIN has long been rumored to have provided the MAN-JUICE for one or more of Michael's kids. And he may be trying to hint that himself. He posted an old picture of himself next to a TV image of Michael's oldest son PRINCE . . . along with the caption, "Hmmmmm". Gotta admit, it's pretty dead-on.