Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
SHAKIRA is set to have one of the prettiest babies of all time. How can one be this pregnant and still look this good? Am I really hating on a pregnant lady??? Yes.
Tonight's the niiiiiiiiight! *Oprah voice* That's right, the first of two nights of OPRAH'S interview with the dirty one-balled doper LANCE ARMSTRONG airs on the OWN Network. Good luck finding that channel. Oprah is calling this "the biggest interview of her career." CAN'T. WAIT.
A promotional picture for The CW's "The Carrie Diaries" features ANNASOPHIA ROBB standing in front of the New York City skyline. The problem is: The show is set in 1984 New York, and the Twin Towers are MISSING from the shot. The entire show is set there, so obviously it would've been a lot of work to digitally insert the World Trade Center in every scene where it would've been, but some people say it's LAZY of the show to completely ignore the Towers. Calm down people... it's a CW show, not something for the historical archives.