Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
Oh heeeeey there, Swifty? Whatchu got under that dress, hmmm? People are starting to speculate that TAYLOR SWIFT got herself some new cans. She really was FLAT chested a month ago, and from the looks of this pic, things have changed! Implants, yes or no?
RYAN GOSLING should be thanking his lucky stars that this never panned out... Apparently back in the day, Ryan was BEGGING for a spot in the Backstreet Boys. You may know that Ryan was a member of the Mickey Mouse Club during the JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE/CHRISTINA AGUILERA era, and apprently is a pretty good singer. He told a story recently about how he was dying to be a member of BSB, and called AJ MCCLEAN about it, but AJ never returned his calls. It's a good thing, Ryan... Look how AJ turned out. He took a break from valeting cars outside a restaurant to talk to TMZ about it:
SNOOP DOG LION. French manicure. That's all.