Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
Men's Health released it's list of the 100 Hottest Women of 2013 (already?) and the gorgeous KATY PERRY came out on top. Rounding out the top five were MILA KUNIS, CHRISTINA HENDRICKS, JENNIFER LAWRENCE and JENNIFER ANISTON (???). Last year, Aniston won the title of Men's Health Hottest Woman of All Time. Jen needs to give her publicist the biggest raise of all time for still getting her wack a** on all these lists...
Even though JESSICA SIMPSON is knocked up for the second time, she's still a spokesperson for Weight Watchers. This new ad featuring her and J-HUD is cute, and they both look AWESOME:
You would think that HONEY BOO BOO'S mother, MAMA JUNE BATHES in mayonaise... but apparently that's not the case. She has MAURY Show style freakouts whenever in the vacinity of mayo, and it's pretty ridiculous. Watch her spaz when Honey Boo Boo taunts her with mayo...