Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
In the WTF story of the week... A New Mexico inmate serving life for rape and murder convinced two guys to strangle and castrate JUSTIN BIEBER for him. They were supposed to do it last month in New York City, but before they could carry out the plan, the mastermind himself turned them in. They were both arrested. The two men were supposed to murder and castrate four people in total, and were offered $2,500 PER TESTICLE. That seems like a LOW-BALL offer for a Bieber testicle!! Get it??? Low-BALL!!! ZING! Eh... Look at these two beauties:
Speaking of two-balled BIEBER, his dancers got stuck in the Atlanta airport after their flight was cancelled. What do you do when your flight is cancelled? DANCE!!!! Naturally...
Unless the Mayans get us, the new season of SNOOKI & JWOWW starts in January. This season we get to see the birth of Snooki's little meatball and the JWoww proposal. I think I can speak for us all when I say, we're ready Mayans...