Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
He drove 100mph (plus) to get to the church and was pulled over. Was he at his hair appointment getting his 90's bleach-job done? Was he shaving (all but his "soul patch?"). Bad idea, sir. Not only were you going to be late, but you wound up not even showing up! Here is more from NW Times.
