Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
Huh. So Pepsi cut a $50 million dollar deal with BEYONCE, and they put KIM KARDASHIAN on the can??? No... that is supposed to be Beyonce, but I totally thought it was Kim at first. Right? Either way, Beyonce is stacking money like a kingpin. Who Run the World? BEY!
I can't waaaaaiiit for thsi movie to come out!!! "This is 40" is the spin-off of the movie "Knocked Up" and stars PAUL RUDD and LESLIE MANN in the same roles. It comes out December 21st and from this newly released red-band trailer it looks HILARIOUS!!!
Oh, hiiiiiiii MARIO LOPEZ'S bootaaay! His new wife COURTNEY MAZZA tweeted out this picture of him decorating the tree (with their daughter) in his tighties. Merry Christmas, ladies.