We need to do a caption contest on these photos of sexy mofo LENNY KRAVITZ and what seems to be a highly-intoxicated DEMI MOORE doing her best drunk-chick-sitting-club-dance routine.  Seriously. Fill in the blank:  Lenny is looking at Demi and thinking ________.

Oooooh! It on!!! WENDY WILLIAMS says she's a BEYONCÉ fan, but that won't stop her from RIPPING her on her show. She said, "Beyoncé can't talk. She sounds like she's got a fifth grade education."  She says it's so bad, she'll have to watch Beyoncé's upcoming HBO documentary with the closed-captioning on. I love you Wendy, but you know the Illuminati is gonna make you dissappear now, girl!  Nice knowing you!

So the official word is that LINDSAY LOHAN is NOT nailing MAX GEORGE from THE WANTED, despite how much she supposedly wants to be.  But Wednesday night, she was backstage with the band during a gig in Philadelphia, and last night -like a groupie- hitched a ride on their tour bus to Boston.  I used to think Max was hot... *sigh* Here she is signing autographs outside the Philly show: