Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
Guys! You guys! Seriously! TYRA BANKS is an alien!!! For real... like, really. LOOK!!! She posted the proof herself! I'm scurrrrd, GURL!!! THEY'RE HEEERRRREEEE!!!
MICHAEL LOHAN, you ARE the father!!! Like all normal people, Michael Lohan agreed to take a paternity test on a day-time talk show in London. Uhhh? Anyhoo, this poor girl said ahead of the show she wants NOTHING to do with the trainwreck Lohans, and this is more for piece of mind for her and her mother, and I'm assuming a big chunk of back-pay child support. Sick.