Guys! You guys! Seriously!  TYRA BANKS is an alien!!!  For real... like, really.  LOOK!!! She posted the proof herself!  I'm scurrrrd, GURL!!!  THEY'RE HEEERRRREEEE!!!

MICHAEL LOHAN, you ARE the father!!!  Like all normal people, Michael Lohan agreed to take a paternity test on a day-time talk show in London.  Uhhh?  Anyhoo, this poor girl said ahead of the show she wants NOTHING to do with the trainwreck Lohans, and this is more for piece of mind for her and her mother, and I'm assuming a big chunk of back-pay child support.  Sick.

I really hope SNOOKI kept the reciept from the wacksuace dentist who fit her for these GARY BUSEY-sized Chiclets!  Those choppers are way too huge for her mouf!  File them toofers down, Snooks!