Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
We set out to find the hottest Moms in the Chi and asked our listeners to show off their looks. Here's what we got!
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It's a (Photoshopped) picture of biographer and CIA-Petraeus-power-mistress (whatever her name is). Notice the "title" of her book. Thanks for the catch Raw Story (and for the non-catch, TV station segment producer).
