Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
Last night at the MTV VMA's ONE DIRECTION was the big winner of the night taking home three trophies. Other winners included RIHANNA, CHRIS BROWN, DRAKE, NICKI MINAJ, COLDPLAY and DEMI LOVATO. AMBER ROSE debuted her gut full of WIZ KALIFAH on the red carpet. She looks good!
The next season of XFactor starts Wednesday, and I'm actually excited to see it. Why? CRAZY BRITNEY SPEARS!!! Simon said she nearly quit after the first day, and judging by this preview, it's pretty obvious she's way out of her element. She looks downright annoyed by everyone and everything. Simon also said Britney is HARSH as a judge... Yep. Crazy train pulling into the station:
LINDSAY LOHAN took some time out of her busy crack-smoking schedule to turn on the PRESIDENT OBAMA DNC speech last night. Apparently the part about cutting taxes to the middle class struck a nerve with cracky, because she took to her Twitter to ask the Prez for a "millionaires" tax cut. Let's be real Linds... you haven't seen a million bucks in a while. You'll be ok. Back to cuttin' up that rock...