Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
The interwebs are ABLAZE today with this naughty little picture of SOFIA VERGARA giving a mouth hug to a banana. She's "pregnant" on this season of Modern Family, hence the fake baby bump. Get it, gurrrl....
KIM KARDASHIAN called KANYE her "PERFECT MATCH" on The View yesterday. She added, quote, "I definitely think anything I'd be in now is a permanent relationship. I hope so. I believe so." These chickens obviously hate on Kim though...
Tonight is the MTV VMA's and KEVIN HART is hosting... He's been doing some GREAT promos leading up to the show, and this one with TAYLOR SWIFT is hilarious....