Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
Hey, MILEY....RUUUUUUUN GUUUUUUURRRRL!!! This scary boogie-man is CRAY! This wackadoodle is a grown man with multiple Miley tattoos. He's got her name on both hands and on his collar bones, and a HUGE picture of her face on his bicep. On his arms, he has the Miley song titles like "Obsessed", "Breakout", "Liberty Walk", "Can't Be Tamed" and "Permanent December". I'm scurrd for our little chipmunk friend....
MIKE TYSON is amazing. He cracks me up. I hope he lives forever. Yesterday he was on the Today show with SPIKE LEE and made the much-to-tightly-wound ANN CURRY extremely uncomfortable when he discussed STD's and "prostitute hunting". HILARIOUS!!!
The power went out near the end of JUSTIN BIEBER'S show at the Apollo Theater in Harlem on Monday night, but he continued performing with help from the fans. He told the crowd that he would sing "Boyfriend", but he wanted everyone to join in. The lights were still on, but there was no music . . . with the exception of a drum beat. Lights go out in Harlem? RUUUUN GUUUUUURL!!!