Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
TWIHARDS! Are you ready for your head to explode?! Entertainment Weekly put the new "family" picture on the cover for the last installment of the Twilight movies. Wait, didn't she just have the baby in the last movie? This kid is like 26 now. She's cute though...
The reports are pretty sketchy as to what really went down in CHRIS BROWN vs DRAKE catfight of the century. We do know that 4 people went to the hospital, including innocent bystanders. We're also hearing it was actually MEEK MILL who made sure Chris took it to the heeeeeeaaad, yeea yeaaa. Anyhoo, you can see some of the fight go down here:
I think it's really sweet that JAMIE LYNN SPEARS looks up to her big sis BRITNEY. She jumped on stage in Nashville last night to sing a song she wrote for Brit called "I Look Up To You." I mean... she should probably aim higher when it comes to her idols, but I get it. It's her sister. But let's talk about how HOT Jamie looks?! This is what Britney used to look like before the crazy took hold. But this song... um...... ugh.