Bojangles (n.): A bouncing male package. Usually found when a man wears sweats or basketball style shorts
Cash and Prizes (n.): Collective private parts (male or female)
Cooter (n.): Vagina (in the southern dialect)
Dong (n.): Penis
"Face to Junk" (n.): The growth level at which showering with your kid is no longer appropriate
"Johnny Slapnuts" (n.): The promotions department itern at the radio station who somehow manages to score all of the tickets and backstage passes
"King Kong Bundy Bush" (n.): Overgrown pubic hair
Mouth Hugs (n.): Fellatio
This lady tweeted that she hit a cyclist on the road...
Apparently not thinking that the COPS have Twitter, too!?!? LOL!!
HERE is the whole story. AMAZING!
This girl is HOT. She wants to be in the "Flight Attendant Dating Game." This is her background on her Facebook page... Hmm. Thoughts?
Because this woman is SO HOT (says her) she had to quit her job and her career in general has been ruined. Hmmm. HERE is the whole story on Laura Fernee.